My Wishes For You

May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your cardiologist, your gastro-enterologist, your urologist, your proctologist, your podiatrist, your psychiatrist, your plumber and the IRS.

May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs, and your stocks not fall;
and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count and your mortage interest not rise.

May every Sunday find you seated around the table, together with your beloved family and cherished friends.
May you find the food better, the environment quieter, the cost much cheaper, and the pleasure much more fulfilling than anything else you ordinarily do that day.

May what you see in the mirror delight you, and what others see in you delight them.
May someone love you enough to forgive your faults, be blind to your blemishes, and tell the world about your virtues.

May the telemarketers wait to make their sales calls until you finish your dinner,
may the commercials on TV not be louder than the program you have been watching,
and may your checkbook and your budget balance - with generous amounts for charity.

May you remember to say I love you at least once a day to your spouse, your child, your parents, your siblings;
but not to your secretary, your nurse, your masseuse, your hairdresser or your tennis instructor.

And may we live in a world at peace and with the awareness of Gods love in every sunset, every flower's unfolding petals, every babys smile, every lovers kiss, and every wonderful, astonishing, miraculous beat of our heart.